Is This the World’s First Nasal Surgery Patient Jingle?
I hear a lot of kind things from my patients, but this is a first for me. A gentlemen I performed nasal surgery on was pleased with the results, and so, apparently, were his colleagues at ESPN.
They created a short theme song for his radio segment based on what they called his “bionic nose” – really just a well-executed surgery that has left him feeling better and happier for the first time in quite a while. The lyrics, in case you missed, go, “Fully functional employee Adam, he’s got a bionic nose … !” And they name check that same nose a few more times in the short radio segment:
If you’d like to schedule your own nasal or sinus surgery today, please don’t hesitate to contact my offices. I can’t promise you’ll get your own theme song, but I can’t promise you won’t.